Bloody Hell, these goats will eat anything!!

Childrens Love Castles

Malc, Derek and ......a coffee plant!

Derek playing cricket with the village children

Andrew giving his sermon to the village kids

Smile for the camera kids! Some of these guys have never even seen a camera!

..in his excitement he didn't realise he had left the barn door open!!

Jenny playing the pied piper!

What a cute little face!

'Organised photo' Tall ones at the back please!

Vik at the Leela Palace Champagne brunch

Cheers!

Malc ...either constipated or singing!

Lead Vocalist eh!!

Gemma & Zoe at the BLUE concert, Palace Grounds... Lovin It!

Spot Brendan everyone - his secret is out he is a real BLUE fan. Rock on Buddy!

Rich & Brendan waiting for a bus after the BLUE concert

Gemma Striking a pose - Note the post Singapore tan!

Zoe striking a pose - note here post Singapore tan also!

Indian Quad Bike

Always fancied birds in the pink!

So has Tim the Ozzie dude, no idea what the bird is though!

Another classic Indian speeling mistayk!

Waiting a very long time for my steak at 1912 bar!

Jen attempting to hold in belly whilst showing off her straightened hair which lasted all of a day!

Bannerghatta Road and its wonderful potholes!!

The opening of Bangalore's only Macdonalds, without BEEF!!

Rich with an embarrassingly dressed Macdonald security guard!

Our poor car after the bumper fell off!

Jen found it rather amusing to tie her huge bra around my head!

Chilling out at Tiger Bay Seafood Restaurant

Jen acting the naughty little girl that we've all come to know and 'er "love" !!!

Our lovely friend Raman on sax at Taj West End Hotel

Jen, Malc & Peter (his first taste of cheap gourmet food just 15 hours after landing)..

Top Nosh Deserts, all you can eat and drink for 12 quid!

A Coal Fired Iron

Look at that perfect posture on the way to beating 9 friends at bowling!

Having an early celebratory drink just moments before losing the title, to a GIRL of all things!

Peter less than 24 hours after arrival in India and already on the beer!

Typical British tourists causing trouble on the plane to Goa!

The Altitude affects Fiona and makes her eyes go crazy!

Calm down James, as soon as we land you'll be able to smoke a real cigarette!

Goa State from the plane, interesting huh!!

Not even got their bags yet and already in the party mood at Goa airport!

Never mind these 2 idiots, whats wrong with the guy behind??

Arrived at our Goan beach camp and saw this, awesome!!

Fiona with a retired guitarist from the band Madness!!

Well we've come down from that high altitude now but Fiona's eyes appear to have stuck!

Fastest sunset I ever saw!

Jen and Zoe just a couple hours before Jen waved goodbye to her Shark Dinner.

Children, honestly!!

just moments before Jen lost a few pounds!

"You Dirty Rat"

Well you did say you wanted it hot James!

The Pineapple Lady "Lovely Jublly, I give you Asda Price"

"Cheaper than Tescos madam"

A cow on a pub crawl at Anjuna Beach, dumb animal must be drunk as its headed for the sea!

Flippin eck, a sensible pic of Richard (or Retard as he was also known as!)

Another of Malc's pensive moments, perhaps!

Tony the barman pretending to be happy to have Rich cuddling him!

Dai from Osaka with Rich on Anjuna Beach

Brendan bartering, badly!

I should ask for a refund matey!! A henna tatoo performed by a blind monkey!

Somewhere out there is Malc and Jen on a yellow jet bike!

Another beach cow!

And another, this is still funny even when you see it every day!

Look at the size of this bed at the Marriot Resort, Goa!

Jen choosing which poor living creature she would like to see exterminated!

Kojak at the swim up bar!

Kojak in the water!

Winner of the annual Goan Gurning Championships!

Cheeky pose from Jen!

She must have wind!!

Poor Old Peter just getting over a week of Delhi Bellly

Yet another Sunday Champagne Brunch, this time at the Sheraton, we do do other things, honestly!

Ahh, sweet little thing!

Oysters, aphrodysiac I believe!!!!

More champagne, more giggles, more sleepless nights!

3rd bottle of the day!!

Brendan from Dexys Midnight Runners!

Zoey looking really 'pleased' with her selection of boyfriend!

Madness & Mayhem on Sunday Afternoon

Just wish someone would obey them then!

A wedding sign made entirely from flowers, Malc about to gatecrash!

A sad old wino stopped at a whisky bar on Bannerghatta Road

Ya don't drink, don't smoke, don't eat meat, what doyadoya don't drink.......

Who looks the booziest then?

Drinking really "Cheap" rum in the whisky bar!

A couple more winos!

Malc & Pete enjoying Sunday brunch at Taj West End

Playing the blues man!! At Opus!

Pete looking a bit too pleased with himself!

Ahh, sweet little puppy chewing on Jen's arm!

What's he trying to do now Jen? Training him young!

Pete the guitarist from Wednesbury with some old bald crooner!

Another of the same!

Our name in lights at last, Opus Bar.

Pete again just before it all went seriously wrong!

Completley lost the plot, words, vocals, key, the lot!!

Malc with his new backing musician, Shachar from Israel aged 4.5 years.

Go for it girl, bend those notes!

And introducing Shachar's twin brother Tal.

Circle of friends from India, Israel & England.

Vivek attempting to be of some interest to Eyal from Isreal, ahh bless!

Rik dancing with daughter Shachar!

Boogie on Down!

A not so happy Tal !

Carlton & Raheal singing the prayer, downloadable from the top of this page!

Tal a little happier after kidnapping Pete.

Malc's turn for physical abuse!

A very rare shot of Malc on dancefloor with Jen, must be drunk!

What a face, either Jen stepped on Malc's toe or someone farted!

Nutters!

Vivek, Malc & Pete, so much in love!

Vivek for some reason was fixated with something big in white!

Malc sucking on his organ for the final time in India, for now!

Carlton & his lovely wife Gina (how does she put up with him?) saying something stupid! Karan on keys as always looking thrilled to be there!